2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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