hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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