help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
how drunk are you?
Several
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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