do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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