Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
where are you?
Hypothermia
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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