I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Randomize
