yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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