He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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