Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Naked Twister starts at high noon
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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