I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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