Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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