hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I look excited, but its just a facade.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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