playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize