I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I got chris browned last night
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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