No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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