Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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