It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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