I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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