return my video game
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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