And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
