porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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