they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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