Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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