i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Too much gin, very little bucket
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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