You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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