addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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