He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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