is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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