If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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