Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Randomize
