i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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