No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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