I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Randomize