I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Soap is not a condiment
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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