Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
You can't special order awesome
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I am naked and annoyed.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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