Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
two words...techno handjob
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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