woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Girls should come with a carfax report
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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