The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Panties = found
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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