Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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