do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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