It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
