Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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