Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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