im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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