Three words: puerto rican gang bang
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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