I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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