im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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