And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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