NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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