Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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