You can't motorboat a personality
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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