i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My cat gives me a boner
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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