Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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