My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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