I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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