FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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